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WHERE IS JESUS
A teacher asked a little boy in her class, “Where is Jesus?”
The little boy said, “Jesus is in Heaven.”
The teacher asked a little girl in her class, “Where is Jesus?”
The little girl said,” Jesus is in my heart.”
The teacher asked another little boy, “Where is Jesus?”
The little boy said, “Jesus is in the bathroom”.
The teacher asked him how he knows that.
The little boy said, “This morning, my dad was late for work,
someone was in the bathroom, he knocked and said, “Jesus
Christ, you still in there.”
Submitted by S. Harrypersad, Tunapuna
ROSE
A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and
to have a good time.
One of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic
restaurant he recently went to with his wife.
“Really?”, one of the men said, “what’s it called?”
After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “What are
those good smelling flowers called again?”
“Do you mean a rose?” the first man questioned.
“Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed.
Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose, what’s that restaurant
we went to the other night?”
WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife
could barely hear.
The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the
problem.
“Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then
slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first
responds.”
The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for
the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper.
Standing about 20 feet away, the man asked, “Honey, what’s
for dinner?”
After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away,
and again no response.
Then, again at 10 feet away, no response.
Finally, when he was 5 feet away, he asked “Honey, what’s
for dinner?”
She replies “For the fourth time it’s lasagna!”
WEDDING
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in
white?’’ The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color
of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’
The child thought about this for a moment then said,
‘So why is the groom wearing black?’
HELP!!!
A police recruit was asked during the exam,
‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own
mother?’
He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
