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Jokes
Some excerpts taken from the book “Tighten Yuh
Belt” written by TTARP Member,
Fitz Herbert Reid.
JUDGE :
This offence will carry a penalty of 6 months or
$5,000. But because this is your first offence I’ll allow you
to choose.
ACCUSED:
I’ll take the money sir.
Burglars robbed a bank of three million dollars. The
Police are baffled trying to find a motive behind the
crime.
WIFE:
Did you hear that loud noise coming from the party
for the whole of last night?
HUSBAND:
No ! But why didnt you wake me? You know I
can’t sleep in loud noises.
A heart patient visited the Doctor, The Doctor said “Take
a pill on Monday, skip Tuesday, take a pill on Wednesday,
skip Thursday, take a pill on Friday, skip Saturday and
continue....One month later the wife visited the Doctor
and reported that her husband died. “Didn’t he follow my
prescription?” Yes, replied the wife, “I think he died from all
that skipping”.
Two men were walking down the road. One man shouted,
“Look a dead pigeon!” The other one looked up in the air
and asked where.
The chauvinistic husband was scolding his wife. He
shouted to her saying, “I am wearing the pants in this
house!” The wife politely said, “I control the zipper”.
A young lady asked her mother,” Is man really the stronger
sex?”. The mother replied, “ No, the stronger sex is really
the weaker sex because of the weakness of the stronger
sex to the weaker sex.”
A drunkard was before a judge for using obscene
language.
JUDGE:
Can you stand upright?
DRUNKARD:
Ask my wife.
The crowd went in an uproar, prompting the judge to shout,
: “ORDER! ORDER!”
The drunkard responded with, “I’ll take a rum and soda”.
“Tighten your Belt” books are available at TTARP’s office,
The Book Source and Charran’s Book Store (Trincity).
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