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What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
What Christmas carol is a favorite of
parents?
Silent Night!
What’s impossible to overtake at
Christmas?
The three wide men!
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What do you get when you cross a
snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball!
How many presents can Santa fit in an
empty sack?
Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!
What does a cat on the beach have in
common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!
Christmas
Jokes
What is Santa’s dog called?
Santa Paws!
What do you call Santa Claus when he
doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!
How do sheep greet each other at
Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe!
What do you get if you cross an apple
with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What kind of candle burns longer, a red
candle or a green candle?
Neither, candles always burn shorter!
What happened to the man who
shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
He got 12 months!
What do you call people who are afraid
of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters?
They both drop needles!
What is the best Christmas present in
the world?
A broken drum – you can’t beat it!
